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When you come into my restaurant and order food from me, please do not wait until I tell you your total to pull out your wallet/purse and then take your time sorting through your wadded up dollar bills. You WILL have to pay eventually, and you should know that walking in the door. Get your goddamn wallet out as soon as you're done ordering.
Also, do not call and ask me what our carry-out specials are. You tell me what you want. If it's a special, I'll let you know. No one has ever ordered a special after I've read them the entire list.
Damnit.
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