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Originally posted by Zero
my sex life is ruined for weeks (oh and i can barely eat or brush my teeth or even tie my shoes)
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I did something similar. My wife got me a beautiful new knife set with a block (Calphalon hand ground, full tang stainless steel). They are RAZOR sharp and absolutely gorgeous.
I finally got around to washing them SAturday morning, at the start of a day where we were going to finish as much of the home improvement on our house as possible (you can see where this is going.....)
i was cleaning the 8 inch slicing knife, doing everything properly with the blade facing out, cleaning it from the back. The damn sponge stuck, my hand slipped and i cut my right forefingger and thumb. My thumb bled pretty bad, but was in okay shape, it didnt bite too deeply. My forefinger was another story. You could see meat exposed, and it was bleeding like a stuck pig.
Long story short, i spent 3 hours waiting with my wife and 8 month old daughter in the waiting room for 4 damn stiches and a vicoden prescription.
i also am right handed. the first major hurdle (aside from Typing for a living.....) was wiping my ass.