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I want to be encased in Lucite and made into a coffee table, with the specification that any relatives inheriting my estate will have to keep me in the living room, where I can see the T.V.
I will also require that anyone using me also use a drink coaster, as I hate the little rings drinks leave behind.
Or, they can donate me to the Feed The Children foundation. I'm sure Sally Struthers is always hungry.
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I'll kill you and your dreams tonight
Begin new life
Bleed your death upon me
Let your bloodline feed my youth
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Ssshhh....did you hear that?
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