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Originally posted by Miss Olivia
I have a fear of closing my eyes in the shower. When I have to wash my face, I rinse it as quickly as possible because for some reason I'm sure one day something's going to be in my face looking back at me.
I never let other people in the bathroom while I'm showering either. If I'm in the bathtub, no problem. But not the shower.
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Now you've got this song stuck in my head:
I'm just an average man
With an average life
I work from nine to five
Hey, hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone
In my average home
But why do I always feel
Like I'm in the twilight zone
And I always feel like
Somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy
Whoa...oh oh
I always feel like
Somebody's watching me
Tell me, is it just a dream?
When I come home at night
I bolt the door real tight
People call me on the phone
I'm trying to avoid
But can the people on TV see me
Or am I just paranoid?
When I'm in the shower
I'm afraid to wash my hair
'Cause I might open my eyes
And find someone standing there
People say I'm crazy
Just a little touched
But maybe showers remind me
Of 'Psycho' too much
That's why
I always feel like
Somebody's watching me
And I have no privacy
Whoa...oh oh
I always feel like
Somebody's watching me
Who's playin' tricks on me?
(Who's watching me?)
I don't know anymore
Are the neighbors watching me?
(Who's watching?)
Well, is the mailman watching me?
(Tell me, who's watching)
And I don't feel safe anymore
Oh, what a mess
I wonder who's watching me now
(Who?)
The IRS?
__________________
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
My Karma ran over my Dogma
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be