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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his
office.....but she belonged to someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have
sex with you."
The girl said, " NO."
Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on
the floor,you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up"
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and
told him the story
The boyfriend said, "Ask him for $200, then pick up
the money very fast.
He won't even be able to get his pants down."
She agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour
went by and the boyfriend was waiting for his
girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the
boyfriend called and asked what happened......
She said, "The bastard used quarters!"
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