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Originally posted by crabapple
hoochie-coochie cameron diaz crap? what is that? I wanna some examples cuz I ain't never seen none o' that.
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There's Something About Mary
In Her Shoes (although I love Toni Colette)
...and some other kissy kissy shit she's done.
You know who really bums me out?? John mother-fuckin' Cusak, that's who. In the 80's he played Lane Meyer, a goofy in a "I would still jump him" sort of way characters. He disapears for a while. When he comes back he's great in Gross Point Blank- a little dark and deadly with a hint of romance in his soul. He was the only reason to watch Conair, because Nicolas Cage sucked (John Malcovich was decent, but I don't know... I couldn't match him and his character). After a while, though...John Cusak started playing these stupid way too romantic movies that sucked.
WHYYYY? I wanted to fuck him so badly for nearly twenty years... (HOLY SHIT:eek: :eek: nearly twenty years... I'm mature now:eek: ) Now he's a bigger pussy than Canoo Reeves.
*sings: Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods?*
Oh...adding to my list of women I want to fuck: Lucy Lui. She ain't no Jennifer, but if I can't have Jenny, I'd settle for Lucy.:D