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Originally posted by monalisa
Anyway, I was born like 20 minutes after they arrived. My dad was in the "father's waiting room" and had just started into a sandwich that he had made. They came out and said he had a new, healthy baby daughter. And he ACTUALLY said this, "but I haven't had my sandwich yet."
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HA!!! That line cracked me up! The only way it could be better is if he said it with his mouth full. :D
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The Top 4 Rules To Follow In Order To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse!!!
Rule 1: You don't have to be the fastest person when running from zombies, just faster then someone else.
Rule 2: If possible, keep a fat person with you at all times. Zombies prefer more meat.
Rule 3: Everyone else is expendable...unless they're the ones carrying the supplies.
Rule 4: When in doubt, shoot everyone. Chances are they were bound to be infected, anyway.
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