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What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
What do you do when you come across an elephant?
Wipe it off.
Why do crabs have circles under their eyes?
From sleeping in snatches.
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I'll kill you and your dreams tonight
Begin new life
Bleed your death upon me
Let your bloodline feed my youth
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Ssshhh....did you hear that?
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