[bloodcreature]

I worked in what is called the "Hole" many times when I first started at the prison. The Hole is really a block called J2 and if an inmate violates certain rules of conduct like fighting, disrespect, etc. they are escorted to the Hole and they lose their privileges until they are released after a hearing on their conduct violation report.

Anyway, I was working the Hole one evening and a certain inmate in a strip cell kept banging on his cell door. Banging on the cell door is very common for pissed off or bored inmates. The inmate continued banging and I knew he wasn't hurt, and didn't want to be bothered for some stupid request.

I knew the inmate was playing a game, but he was persistent. Finally, I asked him what was wrong and he replied, "I need you to call the nurse."

I walked in front of his cell and didn't see any signs of injury and asked the inmate why he needed to see the nurse and he replied, "I need you to call the nurse because I have seven hot dogs in my ass."

I didn't know what to do and wondered how he got seven hot dogs. I realized the porter that served the trays must have given him extra and this inmate decided to fuck his ass with seven of them and they were now stuck.

I told him to shit them back out and walked away from his cell. I never heard much more from the inmate and when my shift ended I left for home. I never called the nurse because what harm would stuffed hot dogs do to someone's ass?