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LMAO those are great.....
What do you call a hooker with no legs?
A nightcrawler.
What do you call a girl whose just been run over by a car?
Patty
How do you make a skeleton?
Put a leper in a wind tunnel.
How do you make sausage?
Put a sock at the other end.
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I'll kill you and your dreams tonight
Begin new life
Bleed your death upon me
Let your bloodline feed my youth
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Ssshhh....did you hear that?
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