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Originally posted by The Flayed One
The Haunted Mansion
Synopsis: Eddie Murphy plays a door to door Flubber salesman who invades Haunteds' house while she's trying to enjoy a cold one. She chases him around for a half an hour with a frying pan.
Actually, I might watch that.
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Ooo... And for the next hour and a half Eddie Murphy begins discovering that me and my lover, played by Jennifer Tilly, are fiendish killers. I like a little drama, so Eddie Murphy tries to shoot Jennifer Tilly, and I take the bullet for her. She is totally heart broken and cries begging me to live. Then she gets insanely pissed off...rage...wrath...they can't describe it... Then she tortures him to death and screaming like a wild savage woman who has lost the love of her life. At the very end, she takes me in her arms, kisses me, and shoots herself.
Damn that's fucking beautiful... especially if the sex scenes between me and Jennifer Tilly are lurid.
I loooooove Jennifer Tilly. I do prefer men, but there are very very few men who could make me pass over Jennifer Tilly. She's the High Priestess of Venus whether she knows it or not.