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Originally posted by Haunted
Well, I didn't want to brag, but I can't keep it a secret any longer...
My unit is sooo glorious that a subtle glow emits from between me legs. (And no it's not a flashlight that got stuck up there whilest I was pleasuring myself... before any of you get any silly ideas). I have truly, the "holiest of holies." I have been blessed with the most beautiful hoochie on the planet.
Worship me.
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Sure thats not just the sunshine shining out your arse??:D