[Haunted]

Light as a feather. Stiff as a board. Light as a feather. Stiff as a board. Light as a feather. Stiff as a board.

Okay. My parents (god, I'm a loser) are out of town (vacation time for Haunted!!!). So, those of you who've PM'd me your readings are going to get them really soon.

I know you've been thinking: Stupid Haunted, said I was going to get a reading. Probably isn't even a Witch anyway. Never going to know my future. Stupid Witches.

If you want to know the truth... The last reading I did was for Filmmaker2 (results today, buddy, I swear). My dad kept knocking on my door asking me what I was doing. I started running out of lies. There is an actual "No Witchcraft" law where I live, because my parents are Christian. They aren't the insane Christians, but most Christians, according to copius Biblical text, believe that Witchcraft is very very bad. (I keep trying to point out that those ideas were more political than anything, but that's for another rant). So, I'm technically not allowed to practice in the house, and when doing so, I get paranoid.

So, readings are going to come like presents. I haven't left anyone out. I have all of your PM's. Worry not.

Once I address everyone's questions, I swear that I will stop using necromancy on this thread.