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A young man was finally going to meet his girlfriend's parents. He was really nervous about the meeting, and by the time he got to the front door his stomach was pretty upset. As they were having dinner, he couldn't help releasing a tiny fart."Spot!" his girlfriend's mother said, talking to the dog that was at their feet. Relieved at having the dog blamed for his fart, the young man let a larger one go. "Spot!!" the mother said sharply. The young man thought" I have it made. One more, and I'll feel just fine." So he let loose a really big one. "SPOT!!!" the mother shrieked, "GET OVER HERE BEFORE HE SHITS ON YOU!!!"
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I'll kill you and your dreams tonight
Begin new life
Bleed your death upon me
Let your bloodline feed my youth
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Ssshhh....did you hear that?
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