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			Well, I was gonna say, "Dude, I'll totally shio you a gallon for free."  Then I read the term 'Mustard Maniac' and I liked it.  So now I'm going to begin my illustrious career as a serial killer who brings about the demise of others through several varieties of the wonderful condiment. 
 
Seriously, do you really want one?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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