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Wait wait wait. So how many spiders DO we swallow in a year? What are the numbers on that?
And what's the deal? Do spiders just crawl around you and then think "Ah, moisture! I sense moisture! Haven't had a drink in a while...think I'll go over there and get me some of that" and then they just crawl in your mouth or up yer nose or something?
I know spiders are always looking for something because I have often found them crawling on me in a dark room......you can almost hear them thinking something, like "Now here's a great big bag of warm blood. How am I supposed to get a drink of that. I'll try biting it here. No, here. No, here. God dammit! That blood is in there, I just can't get to the mother lode. Goddamn human! I'll show that sonofabitch one day. I'll keep growing and one day I'll be as big as he is and then I'll come back and give him the fang o'plenty...the fang-o-matic. Just you wait, sucker!"
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