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The Palmetto Bug has just flown in from Wisconsin to visit its relatives whom it hasn't seen in ages. It's hungry, it hasn't had a meal since yesterday. Mmmmm what's that smell...it's coming from that people building over there!! So BUZZZZZZZZZ, it buzzes in the window and flies right over to the chili pot. The cook has his back turned because he's making out with his french poodle or something. BUZZZZZZZZZZ, FUP! The Palmetto lands right in the chili. I feel warm! What's that warming sensation I feel?? BAM! The Palmetto passes out in a spice haze, and never, never wakes up again.
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