[filmmaker2]

Insects. They're okay, I've learned to like them over the years. But I don't like it when a bug crawls into my food and I don't know about it. It's different if you see the bug, then you can grab it or stop eating or whatever, but when you're in the middle of eating something and run into your little friend in there, it's so icky poo poo.

I just made some pasta, and I have an ant problem apparently, because in the middle of my pasta consumption, well, lo and behold! A little ant critter has decided, unbeknownst to me, on crawling into the bowl and dying a garlicky death. So I pick up this piece of pasta and there's this crumpled thing that looks like pepper, but it's a little larger than a grain of pepper. Uuuuuhhhh!!!!! Ewwwwww! It's got legs, for crying out loud. I went through tremendous effort to prepare this special pasta dish, and this insect mo fo has to ruin it. God dammit!

I guess I'll call that dish "anty-pasto."