not really dirty but
there was this preacher every sunday morning he would stand
outside the church doors and say "OPEN THEM DOORS OPEN THEM WIDE LET THE SPIRITS FLOW INSIDE"! well that went on for awhile finally the drunk who resided near the church got tired of it and walked over there with a brick in hand while the preacher chanted OPEN THEM DOORS OPEN THEM WIDE LET THE SPIRITS FLOW INSIDE, the drunk rared back to throw the brick the preacher shouted CLOSE THEM DOORS CLOSEM QUICK THAT MOTHERFUCKERS GONNA THROW A BRICK!!!!!! :o
|