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this one is possibly, in some ways, worse than the previous one, but is a bit different of a joke:
Two guys walk into a talent agent.
“Hey, we’ve got a great act we wanna show you.” One of them says to the agent.
“Alright,” the agent says, “show me whatcha got.”
They get right into it. One man pulls out a boom box and pushes play, as music from the game Doom plays. They then pull out these five cats from a box they brought in with them, all leashed to a big cinder block. They unhook one and hold it down against the ground. The one guy stands up as the other holds it by the back of the neck to the floor. The man standing braces himself and then rams his heel into the cat’s head. The cat lets out a sickening meow, so the man stomps on its head again, splattering little chunks of cat head around the room. He stomps again for good measure, but mostly just hits floor. They scrape up little bits of cat head and put it into a little bowl.
They unhook another cat and shove its head face-first into the bowl to make him eat the splattered cat head. After force-feeding the cat, they hold its mouth open and make it bite down on the cinder block. One of the men stands up and stomps down on the back of the cat’s head, forcing it against the corner of the cinder block. The other man then pulls the cat corpse up by the tail. He holds the tail firmly, grasps the hind legs, and pulls them away from each other, ripping the top of the cat away from the bottom. He tosses the two pieces of cat back into the box.
They unhook another cat. One of the men hold it down while another takes out several hypodermic needles filled with a combination of pure rabies and heroin. He keeps injecting them into the cat until the cat dies. They toss it back into the box.
The remaining two cats they rape to death.
“WHAT THE FUCK!” the agent yells. “What the fuck was that supposed to be?!”
One of the men turns to the agent and says “The Aristocats.”
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