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This family walks in to a talent agent. It's a mother, a father, two daughters (an 8 year old and a baby) and a 10 year old son. The father says "Sir, we have an amazing act. If you let us perform it here for you, we're sure you'll want to sign us." The talent agent says "Sorry, family acts are a little passé."
"But, sir, it's a really great act! Just let us perform it for you here, please!" The mother pleads. The agent sighs and says "fine."
They smile and all stand in a circle. The father says "aaaaand...NOW!" and claps his hands. The son goes to the mother and rips off her tear-away dress so she's completely naked. He turns her around, bends her over, and starts eating her pussy out. Meanwhile, the father undresses the older daughter, takes the younger daughter's arm and starts having the baby fist-fuck the older daughter. The son stops eating the mom out, takes his pants off, and starts fucking her in the ass while the dad takes two fingers and starts scooping shit out of the older daughters ass and starts making the two girls eat it.
Meawhile, whilst fucking the mom, the son takes a long piss into her ass. When he's done, he pulls out and slides over to the other three and starts sucking his dad's cock while the mom clenches her asshole and then sprays the son's piss out of her ass all over the father, the son, and the daughters. It gets in their eyes and on the dad's cock, the son's cock, the girls little pussy, and there's little bits of shit in there. The dad takes the kids and starts licking the piss and shit off of them. Then he bends the son down and has him eat the baby girl out while he fists him in the ass and sucks him off, while the older daughter and mother sixty-nine under them. Then the mother reaches into a duffle bag they brought in and takes out a speculum and some vinegar. She goes over to the others, sticks the speculum in her pussy and opens it up. The dad, older daughter, and son all drink the vinegar. First, the dad starts gagging, and throws up into the mom's pussy. Then the son, then the daughter. The two kids keep some of the vomit in their mouths and start making out, swapping the puke between them, while the dad eats the vomit out of the mom's pussy.
Then, the son takes a huge, runny, shit into the daughter's mouth, and she swallows it. Then she licks up the stuff that got on the floor while the son fucks her in the ass. Then she drinks some more vinegar while licking the son's asshole clean of any remaining feces, and vomits up puke and shit onto the baby, which the mom licks clean. Then the dad and son fuck her in the mouth and ass, rotissery style, while the older daughter eats her pussy out, and she's breast feeding the baby girl. The baby gets full, and she sprays her breast milk all over everybody else.
Finally, the dad's had enough. He takes the older daughter, bends her over, fucks her doggy style, and cums in her pussy. The son does the same with the baby daughter. Then, the mom takes out two butt plugs and shoves them into the two daughters' pussies ("so none of it leaks out", she says to the agent).
Then the dad lays the mom out on the floor, stands over her and says "Now, my impression of Ghandi!" And he grunts really hard and shits a gerbil out into the mom's mouth. "Wait! That's not all!" he proudly proclaims. He then proceeds to shit out 20 or so baby gerbils. The mom, while fingering herself, chews really loudly on the gerbil mom and babys and swallows them. She then aims her crotch at the rest of her family, and has a big, gushing orgasm that sprays all over them.
Then, the dad shouts angrily "WE'VE GOT THREE FUCKING MORE OF THESE THINGS AT HOME!", grabs the baby girl by the ankles, and slams it's head against the corner of the desk. Then the dad and son take the dead baby and fuck it with both dicks in the ass. Then the mom eats the pussy of the baby girl out- literally, she licks it some, then chews the pussy off of the baby, and she and the daughter eat it. Then the dad fucks the baby where its pussy used to be and says "yeah, that loosened her right up"
Then, the mom, dad, son, and daughter (while holding the dad baby), head to the middle of the room and yell "Ta-da!"
And the talent agent just sits there in shock. Finally, he mutters "...christ, that's a...that's a hell of an act. What the hell do you call it?"
And the father says...
...The Aristocrats!
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