Quote:
Originally posted by Zero
OK - imagine for a minute that this is true - Rob Zombie is remaking/reimagining Halloween. . . and, imagine for just a moment that Mr. Zombie calls you up on the telephone and says "what can I do to make this a totally new, totally exciting, totally terrifying film, but also respectful to the original" . . . what would you say?
|
Er kill Michael in the 1st 5 mins and any one that looks like Jamie Lee Curtis, put in a whole other buch of characters with swords and chainsaws, have naked females aliens attack, Tom Cruise turns up to save the world yet again but unfortunatly vanishes up his own ass, then have blood sucking zombie hamsters come up out the storm drains wearing Stormtrooper outfits who kill everyone with acidic pus that jets out of their eyes, then they kick back have a game of twister, smoke crack reanimate the big titted ladies have a bit of a love in then fade to a pretty sunrise with Rob Zombies "Superbeast" playing over the end credits.
Yeah that should do it!:D Well maybe missed out the respecful to the original part, but close enough.