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Originally posted by tarcher80
HERE'S MY DUMB ASS IN ACTION
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That is sooo not you. Nobody who looks like that guy in those pictures would post on these forums. I'm not saying that because I could spend the rest of my life pleasuring that gentleman far beyond his wildest imagination and he wouldn't have to do a thing (and he'd never cheat, because I would so pleasurable that nothing would compare anywho...).
I mean, there are guys here I could spend the rest of my life pleasuring beyond their wildest imaginations (many of them know who they are), but they're an entirely different breed of cat from the dude in those pics.
Tarcher, you maybe be hot as hell, the hottest guy on this forum, maybe hotter than that guy, but I will never believe that you are
that guy. He looks waaaay to normal and metrosexual.
I just can conceive... Brain... shutting... down
Incidentally, I'm no longer allowed to comment on sexy pictures, especially when women post sexy pictures, because I tend, sometimes, towards radical feminism. I mean, I do celebrate womanhood, but I think that women focus on their looks entirely too much. Also, they use their looks as a means of progress instead of their intellectual and artistic talents...anyway...
I'm not allowed. People get mad at me, mods shake their heads, and then I feel bad for hurting people's feelings and try to stay away from the picture thread for a long time.
However, men, if they are sexy, are allowed and encouraged to degrade themselves whenever possible. :D :D I mean, shit, what kind of feminist would I be if I didn't think that men were inferior, right?! Right? :D Har har har!
All right... Everybody is really pretty. I have pretty eyes and rosey cheeks (if my camera software was working I'd prove my point)...etc. Enough from me.