[bloodcreature]

I have worked in a maximum security prison for almost thirteen years, and this thread gave me an idea.

I could celebrate year 13 by posting inmate crimes and stupid things they do as an on going thread.

Would any of you be interested in reading them?

I will give you an example:

I watched an inmate yell obcenities at other inmates as he walked to the shower and past their cells. The inmate looked like a dork and it was obvious he was being pressed for sex or commisary.

I closed the shower gate as the inmate walked into the shower. He screamed several more obcenities from behind the bars.
"Fuck you bitches!" and "AAAAAAAHHHHH!" over and over again.

I began laughing hysterically at how the inmate bugged out. He yelled "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" as he put his hands over his ears. Then he started chaking his bars as he screamed. This caused the whole block to rock.

I knew it was time to call the brass and get him out of the block and sent to the hole. I told him to knock off the noise even thought I enjoyed the show for around five minutes.

After I told the inmate to knock it off he turned and picked up a bar of soap. I backed a way figuring he would throw it at me. But to my surprise he began taking massive bites out of the bar and spitting them out as he continued to sream and rant.

I literally lost it in front of all those inmates. When the brass arrived the "bug out" didn't protest and he was cuffed and placed in the hole.

The hole is a lock down block for inmates that violate rules of conduct.

This story is nothing compared to what I have seen and if you liked it then I will post more.