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No... More... Lame... Hypothetical... Horror... Battles...
"What about Leatherface versus the Critters?"
"What about Freddy versus Samara?"
"What about Michael versus Jimmy Bones?"
"What about Jason versus the Creeper?"
What about My Foot versus Your Ass?!!!
(Admission: I do have the decency to acknowledge that, no, I would not say this to someone's face... I say it all in jest to point out the foolishness of all these &%@$-ing Versus posts!
"What about Jesus versus Moses?" (That would be the most interesting out of all of these, in my opinion...)
Once again:
No... More... Lame... Hypothetical... Horror... Battles...
*FADE OUT*
(I'm afraid that I might have just added more fuel to the fire... Oh no!)
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"People hear that I am a horror writer and they think that I must be a monster, but actually I have the heart of a small child - I keep it in a jar on my desk."
Robert Bloch
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