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House of Wax
You know, it wasn't that bad. I avoided buying this for so long because I thought it was going to be awful. It's definately one of the better remakes. Yeah, Paris Hilton can't act worth a fuck, but she had a decent death and didn't really take that much away from the flick. The last 15 minutes were awesome visually. I think too many people went into this determined to hate it. Give it a shot, it's fun. I'm not sorry I dropped $5 on it. 6.5/10
Cerberus
Wow. You know those films you get that go above and beyond your expectations? Well this one did; I expected it to be absolutely terrible, and it ended up being worse than I could imagine. Cerberus is about the ONLY cool thing about this movie. He doesn't look all that bad...until you see him move. There are movies that are so bad they're good. This isn't one of them. It's just bad. The only reason I'm giving it 1.5/10 is because one of the scenes had an effect done so poorly that I had to stop the movie I was laughing so hard.
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