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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
Has anyone went to the bathroom in an outhouse type deal and a fly or some sorts of air soring insect was still down in the toilet and it flys up and hits you in the ass and you think its gonna crawl into your rectum so you keep it tight?
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No, but I had a horrible spider experience in an outhouse once.
An exboyfriend and I went up north to open up his parents cabin in the spring. I went out to the outhouse and got fussy cuz there was a spider web across the toilet seat ( I HATE spiders). So I went and got him to rescue me from the web and as he was destroying that we both looked up and there were spiders in every nook and cranny of the ceiling. And we're talking BIG hairy, ugly, scary, wolf spiders. There were other spiders there too, but those were the scariest. He was 6'1" so he was a lot closer to them than I was, I screamed and actually he sorta did too. We tried killing them with Raid, but all they did was curl up when we sprayed them and then uncurl and start crawling again. We had to use brooms, the old kind with really stiff bristles, to basically stab them to death to get them out of there. UGH, it makes me shudder just thinking about it!