[Miss Olivia]

LMFAO


What does it take to make a dead baby float?
One scoop of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.

What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
She screamed her hands off.

What does an elephant use for a tampon?
A sheep.

How do you know an elephant's on it's period?
There's a nickel on your nightstand, and your mattress is missing.

How can you tell if your girlfriends too fat?
If she sits on your face, and you can't hear the stereo.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?
Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets!