[Miss Olivia]

Okay, bring out the best, worst and grossest you got....


This guy walks in a bar, and sits down to have a beer. There's this big guy down at the other end of the bar, and soon he comes over and sits next to him and says"hey man, you're in pretty good shape. Do you play sports?" The first guy is like "yeah, actually I used to play football" Well, they carry on with talking and drinking for a while and then the big guy says"hey, come out on the roof with me. I got something really cool to show you" so they go up to the roof, where there's about a twenty foot gap between the bars roof and the next roof. The big guy says"watch this, I'm gonna jump into this gap here and the wind is gonna funnel me right back out of it. Well, the first guy was kind of freaked out but sure enough, the big guy jumped into the space and then floated back onto the roof pretty as you please. The first guy couldn't believe his eyes, so the big guy did it again. Then he told the first guy to try it. Well, the first guy worked up his courage, finished his beer and leaped into the gap, only to fall three stories and land on a pile of dead men. The bartender comes up onto the roof, looks into the gap and says
"boy, you sure are an asshole when you drink, superman"