I like Cheeba's idea too. I was going to suggest construction worker depending on where you live, and if you can stand really hot weather or not.
I think you might be good with the public, but I really don't think you'd like it or could tolerate it enough to do a public job. You seem to have a low threshold for bullshit, and working with the public is mainly working with bullshit.
A labor job would be cool for you because you're ballsy as hell, and you wouldn't have to put up with a bunch of pansies that couldn't take your sense of humor, your style, and your attitude.
If you want, I could give you a tarot reading. *big sincere smile*
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