Cashier at Brookfield Zoo... it was actually a fun job. Got to go eat by the monkeys every day, sometimes they'd circle jerk... sometimes they wouldn't. It was like a beat-off roulette every day. Whaaaat a summer.
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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