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I would LOVE to charge my friends for hot dogs and water. All the goddamn favors I've done for these people over the years, you don't even know. I can see some of these people trying to sneak some beer in, and I would just grab it and pour the beer into the sink. These people trying to defy me like that--that really just...gets my goat! NO beer, NO KEGS, I don't want to give them the satisfaction. People only walk on you if you treat them nice because people are naturally abusive, it is how they are made. Well it's time to even the score, folks. As soon as they leave, I will count the money and laugh, just LAUGH.
We can have a special, where the Scary Dog/Scary Water combo would be $4.25. I would even try to recycle the water bottles from last week, rinse them out and fill them with tap water and charge them $3.25 for tap water.
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