[filmmaker2]

Okay, okay. I have this idea called "Scary Dogs" and I need some help from the culinarily unchallenged here. Any ideas are good. I wanna invite people over my house to watch horror movies and then CHARGE THEM for food. Not a lot. Like, I wanna make hot dogs and charge these people $1.50 for a dog.

It has to be a small dog so they'll want to buy more than one. It should have some artistic flair to it. I believe it should feature chili-dog chili, with lots of red food coloring in there so it looks gory. Should be spicy but NOT TOO MUCH SO, spicy enough to notice it...you know, right in the middle.

And check this out! I'll only serve bottled water--they can't get an empty cup and fill it with tap water. I will kick them out if they try it. They can only have bottled water to drink, no soft drinks. And the bottled water will cost $3.25!!!!!!

The water is where the real money is made. i figure if the dogs are really salty, it'll force these butt-goblins to drink a lot of it, and then it's lots of sweet sweet money for me! ~ hoo yeah!