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first, i apologize for taking this thread seriously - the pain in my abdomen is making me do silly silly things.

second, as a person who spends a great deal of time hiking in the wilderness let me say that the various suggestions for the lost hikers in blair witch are sensible but might not have worked - even if we agree it was not some supernatural entity making them lost - it is surprisingly easy for even an experienced hiker to get totally confused and start going in circles (trees, as many folks don't grasp if you don't spend much time in forests, tend to make circular patterns and our visual tendency is to follow the 'lines' created by trees; thus, we go in circles when lost).

third, i have always wondered why there is an aisle in wal mart for 'discount swimming pool cement' - now i know.