[stubbornforgey]

heres a couple sent to me

never argue with children..

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for
a whale to swallow a human, because even though it
was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by
a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale
could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" !
The little girl replied,
"Then you ask him".

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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom
of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see
each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the
drawing was? The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
"They will in a minute."

An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her
parents that Billy Brown had
kissed her after class.

"How did that happen?" gasped her mother.

"It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but
three girls helped me catch
him."