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Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for awhile when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one of them is on top of the other?"
She was a little taken aback but decided to tell him the truth. "It's
called sexual intercourse", she replied.
Little Tony just said "Oh, okay", and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few mintues later he came back in visibly upset and said "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse it's called bunk beds, and Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you!"
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If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit
My Karma ran over my Dogma
God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him
I'm suffocating in what's become of me...
The rancid remains of what I used to be
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