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Old 05-07-2006, 05:35 PM
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Originally posted by noctuary
Mortuary

After viewing this film, I came to a great realization, an epiphany if you will: Tobe Hooper is a fucking hack. He made one great film thirty years ago and hasn't been able to produce anything worth a damn since (with the possible exception of Toolbox Murders). A one trick pony in the truest sense of the word, his popularity is unfathomable. Oh, and Mortuary is awful. Don't watch unless you're drinking with buddies and looking for some MST material. Final note: the years have not been kind to Denise Crosby. Overall: 1/10.
1/10? Meh, i'd give it at least a 3 or 4. It was fun at the end at least, and had that one good jump scene with the zombie in the coffin. Plus... it was somewhat original, and kindof funny at times. No more graveyard babies! *pow*
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oh posher, I love you.

well as much as a girl can love a squirrely little girly man I suppose.

None of this is real
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