I have never owned a wife:D therefore I have never had the chance to beat one.
Seriously, though, I am a huge fan of our cold tasty friend The Beer. I have went through several relationships while drinking and have never beaten my girlfriend. Unless you coun't me whipping her ass at Soul Caliber II and taunting her for it. Dammit, though, she knew I only did it 'cause I loved her and had been stressed out at work.:p
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