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Old 05-01-2006, 06:37 PM
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Re: A Rant Game

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Originally posted by Posher778
Yeh, i'm too bored, so here goes.

You rate your day from 1-10.

10= perfect
1= Shit. (Describe factors that influenced your score)

My day

3/10

My math teacher is a bitch. My bandc director is a bitch. My french teacher is a bitch, but mostly, my math teacher is a BITCH.

0 on a quiz because i forgot to put the fuckin DATE.
I can't help it, your post made me do it!

[Cartman:] Weeelllll,


Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
Shes u super king kamehameha bitch

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...

[Sung in three different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch;

I really mean it,
Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa


Oh, BTW, my day actually wasn't too bad today. :confused:
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Last edited by monalisa; 05-01-2006 at 06:53 PM.
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