That Jergens lotion with an ity bit of sunless tanner is supposed to work really well. My sister-in-law (who's about to be kicked out of the family on account of her being a piece of shit) uses it, and it works really well.
My dad tans in winter due to the fact that he's part Cherokee. However, I take after my mum's mum who's Irish. I'm white as white can be. I'm crrreameh!
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