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Originally posted by filmmaker2
"You mean potatoes grow, right in the ground, and you have to clean DIRT off of them before you cook them? Like.....omigawd!"
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HaHa...That reminds me of a joke...
A bored potato farmer decided that after 20 years of growing potatoes, he wanted to do something different.....So, he decided to become a chicken farmer...
He goes to the local co-op and asks for 50 fertilized eggs.....About a month later, he goes back and asks for 100 fertilized eggs...The co-op guy says, "That's a lotta chikens, didn't you just get 50 of 'em last month?"...The farmer says, "Yeah...But, for some reason they just didn't grow....I figure if I get 100, at least SOME of 'em might grow, huh?"
The co-op guy says, "Did they even HATCH?...That's kinda weird, I never heard of that before....Are you sure you aren't doing something wrong?"
The farmer says,"I dunno....I AM pretty new at this.....Hmmm, maybe I'm plantin' 'em too deep...or too far apart...."
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