[Yellow Jacket]

Hostel- 5/5

FINALLY!!! I'M OUT OF MY MOVIE SLUMP!!! God, do I feel good! Hostel finally broke my slump, and did way much more than that. It caught my attention from the beginning, grabbing me tightly by the balls and not letting go until the end credits! And that's a compliment! I expected Hostel to be good, but not 5 star good. Man, was I proved wrong! With some nice gory delight and Eli Roth's best so far, Hostel has it all and more! I loved it!

Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis- 3/5

Now, I have never seen the original Return of the Living Dead. Nor did I see any of the sequels (until now, of course). Yes, I know. It's sad. But this shit happens sometimes. That's a part of the movie life that I live in. I've still got some classics I need to watch for the first time. But, as for tonight, I watched a low-budget sequel. And a pretty entertaining one to say the least. Necropolis did have a gym bag full of bad flaws. Such as the tronixide (I think that's what it was called) turning the humans (and animals) into zombies was dumb. A lot of the backstory (which I will not give away) was dumb as hell, and the ending was too comical to be mentioned (though I just did). But, I couldn't help but enjoy myself watching a bunch of dumb teens shooting the holy hell out of some brain-craved zombies. Oh, and of course, watching some teens get their bloody death. And speaking of blood, there was enough here to boot to make any bloodhound like me happy. Overall, Necropolis was enjoyable at most.