04-09-2006, 01:37 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: In a dark corner, calling the Mother Ship
Posts: 2,775
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Quote:
Originally posted by Haunted
Tell you what, Mona, when S, has me on :ahem: "special assignment" or I'm taking a memo for Rayne, you can take over bugging the shit out of people. I'll leave you a book of prank calls, world leaders' tele phone numbers, email addresses, innapropriate jokes to send to the Southern Baptist Convention, the Vatican, various and sundry Mosques (complete with pictures of the Prophet), major covens (i.e. The Covenant of Isis) and so on. I'll also leave a list of unimportant news conferences and the times of television shows with highest ratings and major sporting events so you'll know exactly when to interupt and exactly how much time to take up. Do not disturb The Simpsons for any reason.
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Sounds good to me. We can tag-team bugging the shit out of people, so it's never a job that goes undone! I think it's an important role, given that there are so many stupid people out there and we don't want their kind in our kingdom.
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