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Tell you what, Mona, when S, has me on :ahem: "special assignment" or I'm taking a memo for Rayne, you can take over bugging the shit out of people. I'll leave you a book of prank calls, world leaders' tele phone numbers, email addresses, innapropriate jokes to send to the Southern Baptist Convention, the Vatican, various and sundry Mosques (complete with pictures of the Prophet), major covens (i.e. The Covenant of Isis) and so on. I'll also leave a list of unimportant news conferences and the times of television shows with highest ratings and major sporting events so you'll know exactly when to interupt and exactly how much time to take up. Do not disturb The Simpsons for any reason.
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By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all
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