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Originally posted by Haunted
After passing out harem assignments, I'll need a job.
Qualifications:
A not quite so wicked Witch- excellent
Writer- excellent (if I do say so myself:o )
Singing- pretty good, would be better if I didn't smoke
Annoying- Superior
I could be the official pirate (a la Sir Francis Drake) but since we're not making this a big deal, all I'd have to do is dress like a female swashbuckler, get a parrot, get a cutless, got the boots, wear a tricorn hat, and sit around saying things like "aarrh" and "aye matey!" and maybe every now again sing something from The Curse of Monkey Island.
Babe, I'm #1 on the list.
So, I guess that means I won't have time to be a pirate, unless it's one of those kinky games.;)
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You can be the vice president in charge of bugging people. As for pirate sex games, there will be many, none of which will involve parrots.
And as for Canada, Toronto shall remain unscathed, everything else is fair game. Except for Newfoundland. Mostly because it's hard to mess up Newfoundland anymore than it already is.