After passing out harem assignments, I'll need a job.
Qualifications:
A not quite so wicked Witch- excellent
Writer- excellent (if I do say so myself:o )
Singing- pretty good, would be better if I didn't smoke
Annoying- Superior
I could be the official pirate (a la Sir Francis Drake) but since we're not making this a big deal, all I'd have to do is dress like a female swashbuckler, get a parrot, get a cutless, got the boots, wear a tricorn hat, and sit around saying things like "aarrh" and "aye matey!" and maybe every now again sing something from The Curse of Monkey Island.
Quote:
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Only if you sign up for it.
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Babe, I'm #1 on the list.
So, I guess that means I won't have time to be a pirate, unless it's one of those kinky games.;)