I'm declaring myself Emperor of the United States
There've been plenty of political takeovers of equally questionable credibility as this one, I'm just not using any sort of military force. It's a more peaceful takeover than others would attempt. So, that's it. I'm the Emperor of the United States. I'm not asking people to bow to me, I'm not gonna bother making laws or anything, but I'm still in charge, being Emperor and all.
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