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If I owned my own theatre, I wouldn't have to do anything to it, b/c I would just buy one of the locals.

It has a flat floor with tables and chairs and they have waitresses who roller skate around to the tables and take food and beverage orders. They also have alcohol, which makes the old horror movies which everyone has seen even more fun.
The movies they show are the only thing I would change. While they show lots of matinees (complete with gimmicks!) and old cult favorites, they show mostly films that are in that dollar-movie limbo between the theatre and video release.

It's only one screen, but I would only show stuff I liked; nothing too serious b/c it gets kinda loud in there sometimes and I'm too uptight to be able to take a bunch of drunks being loud during my favorite dramas or horror flicks. Basically I would show the stuff I love but that I don't take too seriously.