Its impossible to fuck a mermaid... I dunno if you've ever checked, but they kind of have scales populating that general vicinity. I guess you could still spend time with her, but what guy in his right mind would wanna do that?
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire.
DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest.
SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex.
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