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LMAO! You almost made me spit soda on my computer screen!
Lala,
Get a bottle of cleaner consisting of 1 part bleach a lot of parts water, and any time they get near you with their unhygienic selves, give 'em a good squirt down, because you don't want their nastiness to ooze into your perfection. Seriously, don't let them touch your stuff.
"Hey, Lala, can I borrow your measuring cup?"
"Sure, after you take 3 hot showers, dip yourself in bleach, cover yourself in antibacterial gel, and then put on one of those govt. issued anti contamination suits."
Never loan anyone your bread knife. The bread knife is a girl's best friend. You're just going to have to trust me on this one.;)
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By the time you're twenty-five they will say you've gone and blown it. By the time you're thirty-five I must confide you will have blown them all
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